Five-minute warning
- justwalkingthedogw
- Nov 28, 2025
- 2 min read

Let’s admit it; many of us are a little bit loopy, especially when it comes to our dogs.
The other day I was in the dog park (a fenced in area specially for dogs and their owners) although it’s not our natural environment. As a Border Collie, Moss’s instinct around other dogs, is to control their movement.
It’s not exactly the best way to make friends!
More truthfully, I was braving the dog park, and experimenting with being a normal dog owner.
It was going okay-ish … not brilliantly to be honest.
I was having a chat with a guy who I didn’t know; he seemed nice enough and interested in his dog’s welfare, which I find endearing.
Then he called over Reg, his lanky Labradoodle, and I overheard him saying,
“Okay Reg, this is your five-minute warning.”
It made me laugh. It’s such a fine balance between being an informed dog owner and being overly anthropomorphic.
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I record these little ditties when I’m out walking with Moss. At the end of that particular recording, as I played it back, I distinctly heard myself saying.
“Are you okay sweetheart?” - to Moss!
So, I guess I haven’t got a leg to stand on.
On reflection, perhaps the best thing is to be able to laugh at ourselves.
AJK
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